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don't be a macho man,

`cos I know you're nothing but a sissy man.

MAHJONG'S GREAT ESCAPE :|
Tuesday, May 12, 2009

at 1800 hours ++ not-yet-one-year old mahjong had her first attempt of ''li jia chu zhou''. That little woman decided to ran away after she openly poop and pee-d on the lift lobby =.= mummy went insane when she saw mahjong's artistic work near the lift lobby.


this was what exactly happened :

1. hazel was sleeping on the couch when devil child mahjong began to bark.
2. hazel and mummy got very pissed but mummy went to the kitchen.
3. hazel screamed and moaned at mahjong but to no avail.
4. hazel gave up and went back to her room to sleep.
then here comes trouble.
5. dad wanted to go jogging so he opened mahjong's cage to let her roam around the house.
6. dad opened the door and mahjong ran out. (we didnt really care as the devil child will usually come back in awhile)
7. devil child squat down to do her business beside the list ''NoooOOOOOO!''
8. too late. mahjong pooped. -.- ''NAUGHTYYY GIRRRRL!''
9. mummy went running after mahjong.
10. instead of running INTO the house, naughty lil mahjong ran AWAY.
11. "STOPPPP!'' devil child thought tat it was a prompt to go faster. so she ran, all the way to the 1st floor (psss i live on the 9th)
12. ''HAZEEEEEEL!'' mum turned paraniod, hazel turned paraniod.
13.we took mahjong's fave goodies and went to look for her.
14. hazel took the stairs and walked every floor

-fyi. this is hazl's first time exploring every floors.( hazel was quite an isolationist as a young girl)-
15. the lower i went, the more afraid i became. i mised mahjong like crap lahs! almost cried. :X
16. mum called. MAHJONG IS FOUND! <3
17. devil child got spanking.
18. whine her way back to her cage.
19. hazel felt really painful.
20. hazel finally understood.


thanks to mahjong, i learnt a valuable lesson. whenever i suffer from spanking after getting into trouble as a child, i hated mummy.i didnt understand why she had to cane me. it really hurts. dont she feel the pain too? i finally understood. although mahjong is barely a dog, she is like our little baby, as mum spanked her, i could hear from mum's voice. she felt more pain than i do. i believe more pain than mahjong too. i finally understood. GOOD JOB HAZEL :D


HAZEL the %+**&$#!

I'm a kuku head.
I am not you, you or you.
I cry a lot but I'm a happy person!
I'm weird and nostalgic.
I never wanna stop dancing!

I'm happily in love with my boyfriend ♥
I don't care if I'm the head prefect,
screw yourself if you don't like the way I am.



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